I went to a party that I didn't know many people at. A friend of mine whispered to me that this one woman was the one she'd told me about before - this woman and her husband...well, they have sex with other couples and that kind of thing. So she points her out and I don't think much more about it. And I haven't seen the husband yet, he's outside. I still haven't seen him (I'm in the kitchen with the women, you know how it is) and I made a joke so people were all laughing at that when the swinger woman exclaimed, "ohmigod! you'd love my husband!" At which point I thought about the swinging thing and was pretty entertained by her comment. She may have wondered why I raised my eyebrow, winked at her slyly & knowingly and then gently caressed her ass.
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I'm talking to this woman that I know. Hard to describe her personality, a bit naive in a sense. So I say I'm going to this hockey game in another city and she says, "Oh maybe I'll see you there!" I know very well she means in the city, but I say back, "You're gonna be at the game, huh." So then she does the 'you know what I mean' thing and replies, "Well, you know, you might see me walking the streets." Heh heh. Yeah? Really? Standing on your corner huh. Chortle.
Sounds like you're the life of the party... so what was the hilarious joke? I want to be as popular as you.
ReplyDeleteI want to be as popular as you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure you want to chat to women and have them say, "oooh, you'd love my husband".
I don't remember what I said - this was a few weeks ago.
"(I'm in the kitchen with the women, you know how it is)"
ReplyDeleteNo, apparently, I don't. Especially if there is gentle ass caressing going on. Please tell me more.