So again from the recent trip...
Who ever thought I'd be writing about fashion at this blog but there were a couple observations I made while away that I thought I'd comment on. It's a sort of "near-far" thing from Sesame Street coupled with a multiple choice exam. So here goes, fashion "advice" from GB...
If your hair is longer than your dress, you may want to:
a) buy a longer dress, skanky
b) get your haircut, hippy! (I kid, sorry hippies and hippie-lovers)
c) consider a new career as a Lady Godiva impersonator, think of the wardrobe costs you'll save
If your jean shorts are shorter than the pockets in said shorts, you may want to:
a) grow some longer shorts
b) reduce your pockets
c) start a new fashion trend and extend the pockets
