So I'm watching the Super Bowl and they show a shot of the people involved with the team up above the field (owners and such). The commentator says what I hear as "he's just standing there, jacking off". This of course causes me to do a double take and to wonder what on earth is going on. Then everyone else figures out why I have such a strange look on my face while I, concurrently, realize what I actually heard ("...jacket off"). We all chortled.
You know, this was funnier in person. Really, I swear.
